Saturday, March 30, 2019

She's Not The One Post #5: She Lives In A Casino

IT. IS. NOT. WRONG. TO. BE. RICH!!!!!!

AND. IT. IS. NOT. WRONG. FOR. A. WOMAN. TO. MARRY. RICH!!!!!!

But those who desire to be rich fall into temptation, into a snare, into many senseless and harmful desires that plunge people into ruin and destruction.  For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evils. It is through this craving that some have wandered away from the faith and pierced themselves with many pangs.*

In other words, it is wrong to be GREEDY, and a woman who's SOLE PURPOSE for marrying a man is his wealth is GREEDY.  Greed is the worship of wealth, making "gods" out of gold, silver, Iphones, mansions, fancy restaurants, etc.  None of these things are bad in and of themselves.  But if you treat them as "gods", then you will go insane.  

And if this is what the woman you love does, she will go insane, too.

So if the woman you like is a gambler, a swindler, a gold-digger, goes shopping every single day, and her bffs are credit cards, DUMP HER!  Your marriage won't last.  In my country, if you marry her, her debt becomes yours!  Why should you bail her own of her self-inflicted bankruptcy?  And if you work overseas, be especially wary.  While there are Cinderellas out there (women of integrity who come from humble origins), you also run into a lot of Ursulas (women who pretend to love you because they want to spend your money).  Like their male counterparts, Ursulas are self-centered and traitorous.  If they find someone richer than you, they'll drop you.  If they spend all your money and get you into debt, they'll drop you.  That ring you put on their finger won't stop them.  The number one sign a woman (regardless of which country she is from) is an Ursula is that she is MUCH YOUNGER THAN YOU AND SMOKING HOT!  Here are some realistic guidelines when it comes to marrying a Cinderella in her twenties:

If you are 20-29: Possible, if you stay focused on Jesus Christ.
If you are 30-35: Less likely, but it's happened.
If you are 35-39: Bro, you're reaching...
If you are 40+: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

In other words, if you are over 30 and lots of smoking hot women in their twenties are chasing you around, the majority of them are Ursulas who want your money!  

So in order to make sure you don't get fleeced, ask Jesus Christ whether or not you should pursue a particular woman, ESPECIALLY a much younger, smoking hot woman.  He'll let you know if she is a Cinderella or an Ursula, and give you the thumbs-up or thumbs-down.  When you marry a woman who is responsible with money, and loves you to glorify and honor Christ, then you will work together to form a Christ-centered, one-man, one-woman marriage.  Then you will lead others to completely and unconditionally surrender to Jesus Christ so that He will spare them from the Lake of Fire.  For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.**

*1 Timothy 6: 9-10 (ESV)
**Romans 6:23 (ESV)