Tuesday, March 26, 2019

She;s Not The One Post #3: She Doesn't Want Kids

"A weapons' company that doesn't make weapons?!" Jim Cramer flipped out in his cameo in Iron Man 1 when he found out Stark Industries was shutting down it's bread-and-butter product, weapons.  Then he urged everyone to sell the stock.

Now, in context, Tony Stark (played expertly by Robert Downey, Jr.), had good reasons for doing this.  But when it comes to practical application, a company that doesn't do what it is designed to do is a failure!  Imagine going into a McDonald's and hearing them say:

"Sorry, we don't make Big Macs anymore.  It takes too long and it's too oppressive.  But you can pay us for one anyway and take selfies in our lobby."

You'd probably leave and go to Burger King. 

It's just as absurd to marry a woman who doesn't want kids.  That's like paying a McDonald's  to just sit in the lobby and take selfies.  Contrary to popular belief, Jesus Christ didn't give women breasts so that their beau can motorboat them, nor did He give the fairer sex periods so that the employees of Always and Kotex could have job security.  He did it because He gave women the honor and responsibility of childbirth*!

"But that's sexist!"

No, it's not.  Motherhood is actually very good on-the-job training if a woman decides to have a career in her chosen field at a later date, and she can complete her undergraduate and master's degree long before her fertility peaks in her late twenties. 

Having been a manager, I can vouch for the former since many of my former employees acted like preschool children.  Wait, scratch that.  Preschool children actually follow directions if you ask them enough times.

Anyways, children are a blessing from Jesus Christ and anyone (male or female) who chooses not to have them is:

1)Selfish
2) Vain
3) Immature
4) Irresponsible

Gee, those are great qualities for a spouse to have...NOT!

Just remember: Like arrows in the hand of a warrior are the children of one's youth.**

In other words, a woman who doesn't want kids IS LIKE A WEAPONS' COMPANY THAT DOESN'T MAKE WEAPONS!

Don't buy stock in that company by marrying it, and don't pay McDonald's staff if they won't make you a Big Mac.  Find a woman who is selfless, humble, mature, and responsible, and marry her, and have children with her AFTER you tie the knot.  Then you can preach the gospel by raising a loving family, and show people Jesus Christ so that they can surrender to Him and be saved from the Lake of Fire.  

For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.***





*For that matter, that's the real reason Jesus Christ designed the donk: carrying a baby around for nine months of a time requires quite a bit of hip-strength.

**Psalms 127:4 (ESV)

***Romans 6:23 (ESV)